Evil Plan

Congratulations on being the creator of a new

Evil Plan ™!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Money

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of united nations. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don’t want to think about, as countless hordes of robot warriors hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must reveal to the world your armies of destruction, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with evil, and no man will ever again dare beat you up. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to make you their new god.